What is a Happy Ending Massage?
A Happy Ending Massage often referred to as a Sensual Massage or Erotic Massage usually consists of a full body massage using techniques like deep tissue, Swedish massage, gentle stroking and working knots out of muscles in the skin, often using massage oils with the aim to relax and de-stress. You will normally be required to have your massage either naked or naked with a towel in place. As the massage has a sensual feel, masseuses can either be full clothed, partially clothed or completely naked with some massages involving full body to body naked contact to heighten your senses. Towards the end of the massage, a Happy Ending Massage ends in a climax of a literal ‘Happy Ending’. In what form the Happy Ending takes is completely at the discretion of the masseuse and the services offered. This type of massage provides the ultimate relaxation experience which completely relieves tension and stress from the body and often the mind.
Why can’t I find a Happy Ending Massage Parlour in the UK?
It’s a good question, and one that a lot of men ask themselves and their trusted friends. Massages with happy endings are common place around Asia as in many asian countries they are legal. Men who visit asia often get a taste of the ultimate experience an Erotic Massage can bring and come home to the UK telling tales of the amazing sensual massages they have experienced and then search to replicate that experience in the UK. The only problem is that no matter how hard you search for a Happy Ending Massage Parlour or masseuse in the UK, you won’t find one. Is this because they don’t exist? Absolutely not! They are dotted around the UK, relying on word of mouth to gain new trusted clients. They don’t advertise because accepting payment for sexual services in the UK is illegal, however, paying for a massage is not illegal and equally, if a consenting adult wishes to pleasure another consenting adult after a massage without payment for that particular service, it is not against any law.
Where can I get a Happy Ending Massage in the UK?
After years of extensive research and after being contacted by Parlours, Independent Masseuses and clients alike we have complied an extensive list of Massage Parlours and Masseuses that are known to offer Happy Ending, Sensual Massage and Erotic Massages. These are located all over the UK, including London, South England, the Midlands, North England, Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland. This is invaluable information that just can’t be found anywhere in the mainstream or on the internet. These masseuses and parlours don’t shout out about their services, other than from our website, most generate the majority of their clients from word of mouth. Some operate as therapeutic massage spas, some won’t even look like a massage parlour, some masseuses offer their services from the privacy of their own home or will visit you at your home or hotel. What they all have in common is that they are all discrete and will leave you very happy!
Just some of the areas of the UK that are listed in our Happy Ending Massage, Erotic Massage and Sensual Massage Directory include:
Aberdeen, Bath, Bedford, Berkshire, Birmingham, Bradford, Bridgewater, Brighton, Bristol, Cardiff, Cambridge and Eastern England. Cheshire, Chelmsford, Colchester, Cornwall, Crawley, Crewe, Derby, Devon, East Anglia, East and West Midlands, East Sussex, Eastbourne, Edinburgh, Essex, Farnborough, Glasgow, Guildford, Harlow, Hampshire, Harrogate, Home Counties, Leicester, Lincoln, London and surrounding areas, Maidstone Kent, Swanley, Ashford, Manchester, Newcastle, Northampton, North East, North West, Northern England, Northern Ireland, Nottingham, Oakham, Oxford, Paignton, Plymouth, Reading, Scotland, Southern England, Sheffield, Slough, Somerset, South West, Stoke on Trent, Surrey, Swanly, Swindon, The South East, Wales, Watford, West Sussex, Wetherby, Wilts, Wiltshire, Yeovil, Yorkshire.
We offer this directory of Happy Ending Massage, Sensual Massage and Erotic Massage providers for information purposes only, what you choose to do with this information is entirely your decision.